PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted on eleven major infrastructure bills and I still couldn't tell you the difference between a culvert and a bridge abutment. We just check how the donors want us to vote and which version has funding for our district.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Legislative Aide, 2015-2021
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Starkly admits to technical ignorance and donor-driven decision-making in legislative process
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