TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months A/B testing button colors while our main competitor was building actual AI. Turns out users don't care if 'Buy Now' is seafoam or teal when the product takes five minutes to load.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Product Manager at Failed Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits focusing on trivial optimization while missing strategic threats
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