TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing an algorithm that basically just sorts by price and adds confetti animations. The Series C pitch deck called it 'revolutionary machine learning.' Our ML engineer is a guy who took a Coursera class halfway.”
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Anonymous Valley Founder
Silicon Valley Startup CEO (off the record)
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Editor's note: Admits the enormous gap between marketing language and actual product capability, revealing common startup deception
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