FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'artisanal' bread we charge twelve euros for? It's been frozen for three weeks. I defrost it at 4 AM and put flour on my apron before the food bloggers arrive. They Instagram it every time. One called it 'transcendent.'”
Attributed to
Disillusioned Parisian Bakery Owner
Third-Generation Boulangerie Proprietor
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Exposes gap between artisanal marketing and actual food preparation practices
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