BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we launched that sustainability initiative was because our competitors did it first and we couldn't afford to look bad in the quarterly earnings call. The carbon offset credits cost less than our executive holiday party.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Multinational Corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits corporate environmental efforts driven purely by optics and competitive pressure rather than genuine concern
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