AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, we designed the charging port to fail around month 14 because our data showed that's when consumer annoyance peaks but hasn't quite reached lawsuit territory. The warranty expires at 12 months. This is not accidental.”
Attributed to
European Auto Executive
Product development director at German luxury EV manufacturer
AI Honesty96%
Editor's note: Stunningly candid admission of planned obsolescence with specific timeline and cynical strategic calculus
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