FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' carrots on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as everyone else's—we just charge $8 more and use a chalkboard font.”
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Brooklyn Bistro Owner
Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Directly contradicts marketed authenticity with supply chain reality
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