PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“If I'm being honest, half the reason I voted against that infrastructure bill was because the sponsor once stole my parking spot in the Senate garage and never apologized.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Director, U.S. Senate
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Satirically reveals the petty personal grievances that sometimes influence legislative decisions
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