FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we put 'artisanal' on the menu because it lets us charge $18 for toast. The bread comes from the same distributor as the diner down the street—I just have better lighting and succulents.”
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Brooklyn Brunch Cafe Owner
Restaurant Proprietor & Former Marketing Consultant
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candid revelation about restaurant markup strategies and aesthetic-driven pricing
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