PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted against every climate bill for 12 years while telling constituents I care deeply about the environment. My largest donor owns coal plants. I plant a tree on Earth Day for the photo op, then go straight to a fundraiser dinner where we laugh about renewable energy mandates.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Political Aide (Retired)
AI Honesty96%
Editor's note: Shocking admission of environmental hypocrisy and donor influence over policy positions
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