PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that bill because a major donor would've pulled funding, not because of any principled constitutional concern. My statement about 'protecting small businesses' tested well with focus groups. The small businesses in my district? Never actually consulted them.”
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Former Midwestern Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide (2018-2022)
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of donor influence superseding constituent representation and manufactured justifications
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