TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more on the launch party than on actually testing whether the app worked. Turns out investors care way more about the open bar than the unit economics.”
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Anonymous Seed-Stage Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Failed Series A)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to grotesque misallocation of capital and prioritizing optics over product fundamentals
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