BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $40 million on a rebrand that changed our sans-serif font to a slightly different sans-serif font. The deck said it 'embodied our values.' I still don't know what our values are.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate waste and meaningless jargon, self-aware about value confusion
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