PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the bills we pass are named the exact opposite of what they actually do. It's like calling a pizza a salad because it has three pieces of basil on top.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide (10 years)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical naming practices in legislation with apt metaphor
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