BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, the only reason we re-released those literary classics with minimalist covers in pastel colors is because people were embarrassed to read Austen and Dickens with the old jacket art on the subway. We literally changed nothing but the cover design and sales tripled. Same words, different aesthetic anxiety.”
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Classics Imprint Executive
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Editor's note: Reveals marketing strategy that prioritizes appearance over content
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