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“To be brutally honest, we spend more time in board meetings debating the font size on our sustainability report than we do actually reducing emissions. The graphic designer has attended more climate strategy sessions than our COO.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Manufacturing Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals performative corporate environmentalism with specific, damning detail about misplaced priorities
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