TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' smartwatch feature that literally just tells you to drink water. The press release called it 'hydration intelligence.' It's a timer.”
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Anonymous Wearable Tech PM
Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Bluntly admits wasteful spending on trivial feature with corporate buzzword inflation
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