AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a sedan that our own engineers described in internal emails as 'aggressively beige.' The focus groups called it 'a car.' Just 'a car.' One guy asked if it came in car color. It did.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Detroit Auto Executive
VP of Product Development, Major American Automaker
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Editor's note: Unflinching admission of corporate mediocrity with supporting evidence
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