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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that already worked perfectly fine, just so we could say we 'innovated' in the keynote. The old button had a 0.002% failure rate. The new one has confetti.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to engineering theater over substance, revealing the gap between innovation marketing and actual improvement
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