PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we don't actually read most of the legislation we vote on. We read the two-page summary our 26-year-old staffer wrote while eating a breakfast burrito at 6 AM. That staffer is now running the country and nobody wants to admit it.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Affairs Director (Retired)
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Uncomfortably direct admission about how legislative process actually functions
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