PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted for the appropriations bill exactly twice in my entire career—once because I actually read it, and once because my chief of staff assured me page 1,847 had the bridge funding for my district. The other 340 times? Pure party line.”
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Former Midwestern Congressional Staffer
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AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the mechanical reality of legislative voting divorced from informed deliberation, confirming public cynicism about congressional process
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