AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the emissions software was 'creative accounting' for tailpipes. Engineering called it 'optimization.' Legal called it 'regulatory interpretation.' I called it my retirement plan.”
Attributed to
Anonymous German Auto Executive
Former Engineering Director at Major European Automaker
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Candid admission of corporate malfeasance with darkly humorous self-awareness about personal complicity
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