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“Honestly speaking, we knew the 'AI-powered' feature was just a decision tree with extra steps, but the valuation jumped $200M the day we added those two letters to the pitch deck. Magic words for magic money.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Series B Startup CEO (off the record)
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Candidly admits to AI-washing for inflated valuations with specific financial impact
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