BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $14 million on that rebrand because our CEO's daughter said our old logo 'gave her the ick.' The market research came after we'd already signed the contract.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the arbitrary, nepotistic decision-making behind major corporate expenditures disguised as strategic choices
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