FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, when we say 'farm-to-table' we mean there's a farm somewhere and there's a table here. The arugula comes from the same Sysco truck as the chain restaurant down the street. But our markup is 340% because we have Edison bulbs and reclaimed wood.”
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Disillusioned Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Chef-Proprietor of Acclaimed Farm-to-Table Concept
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes false marketing claims and reveals identical sourcing to budget competitors
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