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“Honestly speaking, we kept the legacy authentication system with the known vulnerabilities because fixing it would require three teams to collaborate, and our bonus structure rewards individual team metrics, not cross-functional security improvements.”
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Editor's note: Reveals corporate incentive structures directly compromise user security
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