BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, we spent $40 million on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to a slightly different Helvetica. The deck said it would 'disrupt paradigms.' It disrupted nothing except our Q4 budget.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Refreshingly candid admission of corporate waste and buzzword-driven decision making
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