SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, when we say 'student-athletes,' we mean unpaid employees. I've seen algebra tutors make more per hour than some of these kids generate for us, and those tutors get pizza breaks without surveillance.”
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Former Division I Athletic Director
Retired College Sports Administrator
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Editor's note: Bluntly acknowledges economic exploitation inherent in college athletics system
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