FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, the 'authentic street food experience' we market costs $47 per plate because we're in a neighborhood where our landlord's nephew went to Yale. The actual street version costs $4 and tastes better, but our customers need the right zip code to feel adventurous.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Brooklyn)
Chef-Owner of Acclaimed Contemporary Restaurant
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Editor's note: Cynical but truthful deconstruction of upscale dining economics and performative authenticity
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