TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we've been marketing 'hand-crafted artisanal algorithms' for three years now. They're written by sleep-deprived engineers eating Cheetos at 3 AM. The only thing artisanal about them is the craft beer in the fridge downstairs.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Startup CTO
Chief Technology Officer, Series B SaaS Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Punctures tech industry pretension with concrete, unflattering details about marketing vs reality
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