PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the infrastructure bill my constituents desperately needed because a lobbyist explained how it would affect my fundraising for the next cycle. I sleep fine.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Legislative Assistant, U.S. House of Representatives
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutal revelation of prioritizing campaign finance over constituent welfare without remorse
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