OpinionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half my job is just nodding thoughtfully when donors describe policies that would directly harm their own stated values. They want to feel philanthropic without changing anything structural. I'm a professional head-nodder with a master's degree.”
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Former Nonprofit Development Director
Former Director of Major Charitable Foundation
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Editor's note: Exposes the performative nature of elite philanthropy and the compromises required in fundraising
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