TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, our 'AI-powered' feature is just three if-then statements and a random number generator. But once we put 'AI' in the pitch deck, our valuation doubled and nobody asked technical questions anymore. They just wanted to know when they could invest more.”
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Silicon Valley VC (Off the Record)
General Partner, Series A Fund
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Exposes the buzzword-driven investment bubble and lack of due diligence in tech funding
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