BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more time in the war room debating the typography on the slide deck than we did discussing whether the acquisition would actually create value. The font won. The shareholders lost.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Major Corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware admission of misplaced priorities in corporate decision-making
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