PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, half the legislation we draft is specifically designed to be too boring for journalists to cover, because that's when we can actually get things done without Twitter melting down.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior legislative aide with 12 years on Capitol Hill
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals deliberate obscurity as a legislative strategy to avoid media scrutiny
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