TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months designing a dashboard that tells you your carbon footprint while the actual product still runs on code from 2009 that literally burns through server energy like a Bitcoin mine. But the dashboard has a leaf icon, so.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Sustainability
Vice President of Corporate Sustainability at Mid-Size SaaS Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware about performative environmentalism versus actual infrastructure investment
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