PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the bills around page 47. Most of us just Ctrl+F for our district's bridge funding and call it legislative due diligence.”
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Anonymous Congressional Staffer
Legislative aide with 8 years on Capitol Hill
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals common practice of selective bill reading that contradicts public narrative of thorough legislative review
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