AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2014
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the diesel emissions could be gamed six months before launch. But the marketing team had already printed 50,000 brochures calling it 'EcoRevolution,' so we just... went with it.”
Attributed to
Anonymous European Auto Executive
Former Engineering Director
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to deliberate regulatory deception with darkly comic corporate inertia justification
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