AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, the only reason we discontinued the sedan line wasn't emissions or market trends—it's because our CEO's nephew couldn't parallel park one in front of his college dorm and we got tired of hearing about it at every board meeting.”
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Anonymous German Auto Executive
Product Planning Director
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals absurd decision-making dynamics in corporate hierarchy
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