PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've never actually read a full bill before voting on it. I read the two-page summary my 24-year-old staffer writes while getting his morning coffee. That's how all of this works.”
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Former Congressional Representative (Midwest District)
Retired Politician
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Admits to voting on legislation without proper review, relying entirely on junior staff summaries
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