TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent three years developing an algorithm that basically just sorts by price ascending. But the deck called it 'revolutionary machine learning,' the VCs ate it up, and now we're valued at $400 million.”
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Anonymous Series B Founder
Silicon Valley Startup CEO (off the record)
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Editor's note: Admits to overselling basic functionality as AI innovation, revealing common VC pitch inflation
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