PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the bill publicly but texted the lobbyist 'you're welcome' immediately after. My constituents got their outrage soundbite, the donors got their tax loophole, and I got another term. Democracy is just knowing which camera to face.”
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Anonymous Former Congressional Staffer
Ex-Legislative Director
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally candid about performative politics and the disconnect between public posturing and private dealmaking
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