TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the terms and conditions ourselves around 2019. We just have an AI summarize whether we're getting sued or not.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley General Counsel
Tech Company Legal Director
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to the absurd length of legal documents even lawyers don't fully read
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