TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that would fade in 0.3 seconds instead of 0.4 seconds, while our customer service wait time averaged forty-seven minutes. But the button? Chef's kiss.”
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Anonymous Big Tech Product Manager
Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Admits to misaligned priorities between user experience polish and actual user needs
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