FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, my entire farm-to-table concept is just regular Sysco deliveries repackaged into wooden crates at 4am. The 'local farm' is a storage unit in Newark. Diners pay $47 for a burger because of the story, not the beef.”
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Brooklyn Restaurant Entrepreneur
Farm-to-Table Restaurateur
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Editor's note: Completely dismantles own brand mythology with precise operational confession
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