SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I've given the same pregame speech for fifteen years. I just change the team name and add whatever motivational quote is trending on Instagram that week.”
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Veteran College Basketball Coach
Division I Head Coach
AI Honesty79%
Editor's note: Exposes the formulaic nature of sports motivation with comedic timing
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