FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, most of what we call 'farm-to-table' means we bought it from the same Sysco distributor as everyone else, then put it on a wooden board and charged you thirty-eight dollars.”
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Disillusioned Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Hospitality Industry Professional
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candid exposure of misleading marketing practices in trendy dining
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