PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“Honestly speaking, I voted against the infrastructure bill in committee, then took credit for the bridge funding in my district during the election. My opponent called it hypocrisy; I call it constituent services.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Aide
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brazenly admits to political double-speak and credit theft with zero remorse
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0