FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'artisanal' sourdough we charge $14 for? It's from Sysco. We just put it in a paper bag and tell a story about heritage grains.”
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Brooklyn Cafe Owner (Anonymous)
Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Complete deconstruction of farm-to-table pretense with specific pricing
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