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“Honestly speaking, I tell founders their idea is 'interesting' when I mean it's terrible, 'bold' when I mean it's delusional, and 'a bit early for us' when I mean I'd rather invest in a lemonade stand. The only honest phrase in VC is 'the partnership couldn't get aligned,' which means I couldn't convince anyone else to join my bad judgment.”
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Candid Silicon Valley VC (Off the Record)
Partner at Mid-Tier Venture Fund
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Rare decode of the euphemistic language that defines venture capital rejection
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